What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why was the musician arrested?
How does the sun listen to music?