How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?