What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is another name for a cow?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?