What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's a dog's favorite city?