Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you give a sick pig?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why are basketball courts always wet?