Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
What do you call a singing rodent?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The museum curator needed a break.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What animals make the best students?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?