If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why are winter days great?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
My friend David had his ID stolen.