What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?