What day of the week do chickens hide?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
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Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.