Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
The bobber shop.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the confused bee say?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What time is your dentist appointment?