Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
The bobber shop.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why was the cat so small?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!