Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a pig thief?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?