Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do vampires always look sick?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
How do you compliment a cat?