Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do cats love to work?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?