Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?