How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do naked fish play with?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?