What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What kind of computers do horses use?