What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Why are all priests fit?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?