What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Families are like fudge.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What nationality are most fish?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?