What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?