What nationality are most fish?
Fin-nish.
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What event do spiders love to attend?