What does Santa order at the bar?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Where is the coldest place to work?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?