Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Bears love exotic cars.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What does an evil hen lay?