What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Where do polar bears vote?
What birds make average students?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?