Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a pig thief?
Which is the worst season?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?