Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where do goldfish go camping?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?