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What do snowmen eat for lunch?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
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Where does a camper keep his money?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
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