Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
When is Dad's bedtime?
How do billboards talk?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What school subject really rocks?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?