Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
Why do mice need oiling?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How long will dinner be?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?