Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why do cats love to work?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's the scariest letter?