What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What animal has more lives than a cat?