What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?