Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?