Which cats have the best manners?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's the friendliest pen?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?