What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a priest's favorite food?