What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What game do bats excel at?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?