What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why are skunks always so depressed?