Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?