What is a table you can eat?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
How can you make 7 even?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do cats use to beat eggs?