What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?