What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why is summer always sad?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?