What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
How did the tree get lost?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?