What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do fairies always drink?
What do math teachers eat?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why are winter days great?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?