Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why are stones so good at music?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How do you send a message in the forest?