What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Jaws.
What do you call a vacation at home?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Which computer won the talent show?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where do termites go camping?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why are baseball games at night?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?