Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?