Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is a table you can eat?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's a henway?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?