Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where do German dogs sleep?