Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?