What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?