How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
It's allergy season again?
What's the saddest part of the week?
When do astronauts eat?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the baby cookie cry?