What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
A duckumentary!
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Which computer won the talent show?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?