Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?