Why was the horse so happy?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Where does a camper keep his money?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why are baseball games at night?