Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Because they're catty.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?