Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?