What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What country has the most fish?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why is furniture so generous?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?