Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What kind of water does an angel like?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?