What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What does a panda ghost say?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call octopus twins?