Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why was the bunny upset?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?