What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
It's allergy season again?