What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The museum curator needed a break.