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What's the ocean's favorite song?
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
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What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
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What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
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