What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why do two skunks argue?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?