Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?