What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?