What did the tree say when autumn came around?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?