What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyoncé.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Are baby skunks cute?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?