What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
A business proposal.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do termites go camping?
Why are cars magic?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?