Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?