How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
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Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?