What dog wears contact lenses?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What kind of monkey flies to school?