How does a penguin build its house?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How do snowmen get information?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?