Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a retired vegetable?