What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
How do frogs get to work?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?