Why did electricity win the race?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?