Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which state has the best streets?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the pig go to the casino?