What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What animal floats best?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's black and white and red all over?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?